Ambiguously sexual

iliveinkorea:

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

sirloinsteve!!!!!!!!

It’s real

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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bi-sexualfacts:

Fact: Level five bisexuals can fold fitted sheets perfectly.

(via nonmono-perspective)

souljaboyemoji:

souljaboyemoji:

ammit420:

*dick hard but i gotta stand up*

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did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat

I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word

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yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

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swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

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a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

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drawfee:

thewoodparable:

As a viewer of the Drawfee show and someone who enjoys their anatomy, I thought I’d try and help the guys out with their horses! I’ve drawn a scientifically accurate diagram showing just what horse legs are (clue: it’s real fucked up).

What the FUCK horses. SERIOUSLY. GOD.
Thanks for shedding some light on this most fucked of subjects thewoodparable! 

drawfee:

thewoodparable:

As a viewer of the Drawfee show and someone who enjoys their anatomy, I thought I’d try and help the guys out with their horses! I’ve drawn a scientifically accurate diagram showing just what horse legs are (clue: it’s real fucked up).

What the FUCK horses. SERIOUSLY. GOD.

Thanks for shedding some light on this most fucked of subjects thewoodparable! 

(via collegehumor)