Barely Sexual Bisexual

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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(via oreugene)

paradisaic:

posed nude for an art class today. they didn’t ask me to. i think they were making ceramic bowls.

(via samwisethebold)

high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????

high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????

school administrator: shit shit

high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP

school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking

high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????

high school admin: fuck shit shit no-

high school boy: /explodes

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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(via thanksgreenberg)

dannybrony:

This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.

When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.

(Source: plastic-cyborg, via pundercats)

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

(Source: 0925home, via pundercats)

kwantsu:

gentlemanbones:

professional-shitposting:

BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

FUCKING OBLITERATED

HOLY FUCK LMAO

kwantsu:

gentlemanbones:

professional-shitposting:

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

FUCKING OBLITERATED

HOLY FUCK LMAO

(Source: memewhore, via pundercats)

Anonymous said: The most contentious issue in Westeros isn't who has the right to sit on the Iron Throne. It's who has best hair. Jon, Dany, and Sansa are widely held to be the favorites in this bitterly fought contest.

jeeno2:

OMG.  Headcanon accepted for sure.

But someone’s upset about being left out of the running:

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