My name is Steve and I'm bisexual. I'm 19 and live in Maine. House Targaryen, blood and fire.
- select a theme
- think up plenty of puns about that theme
- buy a suit in a color that suits the theme
- find something thematic to wear on your head
- poison the water supply
"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."
*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*
"The Bible says Adam and Eve,
not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”
Mom: “your just going through a stage”
Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*